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Leopard Review

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OMG, he’s so f’ing cute!

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Proof the iPhone is Female

From the feature-length product video:

The iPhone has a “revolutionary multi-touch user interface that lets you easily control everything with the touch of a finger”.

Ask.com Thinks I Have the Longest Turd in the World!

New Ask.com - Odd Expanded Search

I don't know if I should be proud or not. 

My Lame Tweeter Hack

Hack, mashup, whatever. Just a bit of PHP and jQuery thrown in w/the Twitter public timeline RSS feed and Tveetter was hatched. Thanks to Josh for the inspiration.

tveetter

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Proving the Old Adage That AOL Users Aren’t the Brightest Bulb in the Drawer

At work, we offer support chat via AIM. About once a month, we get someone confused that asks us for help with using AIM itself. Here's the latest in which I've elided the screen name of the AOL user and broken it up to read more like the conversation (if you can call it that) went. The extra spaces were in the original so maybe they needed keyboard help also…

9:34:01 AM [AOL USER]:  hello   i   hope you can help  me
9:34:15 AM [me]: Sure thing.

9:34:25 AM [AOL USER]:  i  have   some questions   that   i   don't understand
9:34:48 AM [me]: Is it regarding an existing hosting account?

9:36:30 AM [AOL USER]:  i think   so   something   comes up   telling me   that  i   need   to   sign  out   or   click this   1    or   something   i   think my massage   is    from a msg    but i don't understand      i   want to know if i can   use   aim     or if there   is a problem  
9:36:52 AM [me]: This is support for [my company], not AIM.

9:37:14 AM [AOL USER]:  so   whats that  mean
9:37:34 AM [me]: You are having a problem with AIM, right?

9:38:11 AM [AOL USER]:  it   sounds  like    my massage is saying that   i   can't use   aim   because   i had   aol in the   past      from my massage   it sounds like my   name is in two places
9:38:29 AM [me]: This isn't AOL support.  This is [my company].

9:38:35 AM [AOL USER]:  yes    9:39:18 AM [AOL USER]:  my   aim   will disconnect when   i   get  a   im   from  that   massage

That's when I was forced to block them.

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print “SENDING SCAM TO $to…….”;

Found this piece of surprisingly honest code in a file used to exploit a customer's insecure script. A script with other comments/messages in Spanish used by a 419er in Benin. It truly is a global marketplace…

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Commodore 64 Hardcore Pornographies

iPhone Bitch!

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Dude, You’re Going to Blow Us All Up!!!

gas tanker guy on cell phone

WTF? We can't talk on the cell phone while pumping gas into our cars but the tanker guy can?

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You Know You’re a Geek When…

… you are excited that one of the ski resorts you'll be visiting soon has an RSS feed.

Burlywood is the Color of Sex

Sounds about right.

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